betsyannmas:

When I see someone that I find attractive and they are all

"I’m single… but no one wants me."

I’m just here like… 

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(Quelle: emiello)

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Virgo Info — When you speak to a Virgo, it won’t take long to realize they make a lot of facial expression. They can’t help it.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Virgo Info — When you speak to a Virgo, it won’t take long to realize they make a lot of facial expression. They can’t help it.

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.